Trying to catnap through mum’s holy cows of me-ows fulminatory
Has my most pawesome of dreams at odds with her shriek-screams exclamatory;
That I have been lying my bum by alibi bun exculpatory
Should, I hope, preclude any followed reactions retaliatory—
As such claim of glass toppled to lass hobbled holds no need mandatory
Requiring disturbing hop and flop for purr[-]pose conciliatory. ; )
