Trying to catnap through mum’s holy cows of me-ows fulminatory

Has my most pawesome of dreams at odds with her shriek-screams exclamatory;

That I have been lying my bum by alibi bun exculpatory

Should, I hope, preclude any followed reactions retaliatory—

As such claim of glass toppled to lass hobbled holds no need mandatory

Requiring disturbing hop and flop for purr[-]pose conciliatory. ; )