
If Myrtle could so reach that place, she would scratch her inion
Regarding such slighted—and, now, flipped-out—fact—not opinion:
A bird in the hand may indeed be worth a bush’s fair pair,
But, then, there is clearly reason naught for turtle in the air!
“Handler, hands off aquatic, non-aeronautic testudine;
Shoo by own featherless wings—though, first, place me in water. Fine?!” ; )



