Okay, how do we gain gratis entry

Without off-tipping the sincere sentry?

We could try throwing our voice down the hall,

But such risky take might not work at all.

We might blend in with another posse,

Though that requires quite a lot of moxie.

Could posture as person of maintenance

Merit me unencumbered admittance?

What if we pinched knees, claimed emergency,

Then snuck from restroom surreptitiously?

Perhaps, there is substance to that told lore

Of nonchalant sneaks in through exit’s door.

Hmm. Might woman’s wiles woo man with brassard?…

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…Oh, hey! That worked—and was so not that hard! ; )