Feeling a bit too boxed and desiring a new point of view,

Mick invited over his long-distanced mate from the Outback,

Who enchanted him with historical tales of Uluru

[Whilst scanning scant scene] until at him he poked deserved borak:

“What a spiffy place—not so nuanced, but definitely new—

And its colour could camo an ecru emu’s sneak attack!” ; )