10.July.26

That cake take is neither tuna nor caviar.

A fiery puddle of atrophied Spam tartare?

Look, no classic, chic bancal needed for a slice,

But neither will mash meriting a spork suffice.

Awful offal offer has me too unamewsed;

Bucks on dessert deluxe or claws on you infused! ; )

08.July.26

Feeling a bit too boxed and desiring a new point of view,

Mick invited over his long-distanced mate from the Outback,

Who enchanted him with historical tales of Uluru

[Whilst scanning scant scene] until at him he poked deserved borak:

β€œWhat a spiffy placeβ€”not so nuanced, but definitely newβ€”

And its colour could camo an ecru emu’s sneak attack!” ; )