While straps for honeymooning chutists secure a safe trip on the way down,

For bride, they also prevent trips over an even more cumbersome gown. ; )

Neither plea nor plastron can protect a heart from a fall to the floor,

But a return to pumping pride is oft helped by a cat-heart-ic roar. ; )

Some claimed her drapery had stepped from fashion faux pas to mopery, so she pleased no contest by uplifting herself as the sunny side of a dissed position. ; )

Sonja’s sleeves up-rolled had her ready to present a winning pitch; she would awe them by speaking a la sonoluminescence—with her voice illuminating their need to in-bubble her as the firm’s newest partner. ; )

If waves duck through a metamaterial in such a way that refraction is but a fraction, then those reflecting on applications for such a phenomenon are certainly quacks. ; )