First heifer said to the first, “Hi, high fir.”
Second heifer looked upward and said to the second, “Hi. Y’re a higher fir.”
Third heifer up-moved its head even more and said to the third, “Hi, next-highest fir.”
Fourth heifer, high on hay, said to the fourth, “Hi. For a fir, you are as high as I.”
Fifth heifer, half her herd’s average size, asked the fifth, “Hi. Have I earned, for here fir, highest or fairest?”
Sixth heifer, bearing half-calf in slow-tow, plotted to the sixth, “Hi. Far be it for this mum-sum-some to hi-offer a high fare, but, re the perfect height of both your branches and bark for these patches of unreachable scratches stark, I have more than enough moolah if I could—for her, for me—please, big cheese of these trees, use you as a loofah.” ; )
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