“Hey! That is a ruff call and so not at all true! And, stop enticing me to hell with my fave chew!”

“Corgis are ones of character contumacious; we shibas hold personalities sequacious.”

“But, we are also in touch with our feline side, hence into the wet we can just never abide.”

“Let me *lead you* back to the terrestrial park, where sunny walks sans balks win an approving bark.” ; )