“Well, the tree is tall and its carpet thick,”

“But I pref this fern and its pot to kick”

“Because if you try and are not too quick,”

“It may just happen that a foot will wrick”

“And, then, I will have passed the purrfect schtick”

“To have a wounded warrior to lick,”

“Which will endear each of us to your chick—”

“Who will serve us umami treats we pick!”. ; )