24.May.25

Not to be shellfish, but I am going to need to ask you for a tax of lox for trespassing sans knocks—and, you otter be more careful when you are out to deliver near the river because if you want to get your feet wet here, you need swimming gear; so, please, obey the rules, else you will incite my romp to stomp at you a la erupting monticules. ; )

23.May.25

“Welcome home, Blue!”

“Now, before you begin breaking the house, we need to help you become housebroken.”

“Please, bark times two if you wish to head outdoors regarding that number too.”

“And, please, bark times three if you, instead, just need to wee by a tree.”

“Most importantly, though—if you cannot make to the exit in time, place your bum on the bumf in the corner so as to avoid a crime.” ; )

22.May.25

When seedtime arrives, care must be taken for the self not to just plant where any soil and water is found—because salinity earns no affinity from plans rooted in presumptions rather than both historical and logistical context that more readily washes up solvents for successful sowing situations. ; )

21.May.25

While a bear may feel quite grizzled if quantity of one trout

Is all that they are able to catch for their dinner’s amount,

A fish’s wish would be to fare better as a pampered queen—

Sated simply by each of hymn of swim and nosh of thraneen. ; )