“Morning, my dear deer. What brings you and those sunny-bright eyes over to here?”
“Hmmm, I see. Your mate is still sleeping after up-staying until past three?”
“It has been quite a long while. He snoozed through gutbucket on alarm’s dial?”
“Oh me, oh my! Nary scooch even after you kicked him in every thigh?”
“Good-gracious grief! Who could remain so inert to a nose-tickling by leaf?”
“Well, worry not, sweet doe—for I have antidote to your slumbering foe.”
“This one is on the house—a wasabi coffee guaranteed to arouse!” ; )
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