No, I am not a cat; I am a uni-kitty and this is my appropriate hat.
No, I am not charcoal; I am snowy and my roomie is a fumacious vole.
No, I am not content; I am outrageously irritated precisely fifty-one percent.
No, I am not a witchโs pet; I am a sorceress supreme who flies by private jet.
No, I am not bad luck; I spread feline fortune to every allergic schmuck.
No, I am not a mouser; Iโsee aboveโadvocate passionately as the districtโs most highly-regarded rodent houser.
No, I am not a fan of โthe nipโ; I prefer to roll around in tepid Cool Whip.
No, I did not give you a slow blink; I am, though, quickly becoming aware that, curiously, โcatching onโ may not be your forte, pink. ; )
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