Ah, yes, those highlanders have been heard discussing a mythopoeia about red squirrels having been created by unicorns tapping their uni-horns into puddles that reflect moonbows and, then, having their new minions shoe-shine their hooves with their tail puffs, but if you ask any of the red squirrels about these stories, they will turn-and-tell you, “Scots sure are nuts and that is why I love them!” ; )
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