
βWelcome home, Blue!β
βNow, before you begin breaking the house, we need to help you become housebroken.β
βPlease, bark times two if you wish to head outdoors regarding that number too.β
βAnd, please, bark times three if you, instead, just need to wee by a tree.β
βMost importantly, thoughβif you cannot make to the exit in time, place your bum on the bumf in the corner so as to avoid a crime.β ; )



