31.May.25

β€œExcuse me, but could I burro you both for a second?”

β€œI need a pair who can help me find a lair.”

β€œIf you could just each place an ear on each side of here.”

β€œThere is a bun on the run whoβ€”I think just for funβ€”stole carrots I won.”

β€œYour sense for strepitus in this test will aid in locating the hop-lifter’s nest.”

β€œWhat?!”

β€œYou refuseβ€”both of you?”

β€œWhy the steadfast boo?”

β€œOh, I see.”

β€œBad bunny is part of your lucky crewβ€”Robinhooding veg for sured self plus two.” ; )

30.May.25

Demure ducky had pondered diving into thalassotherapy on the recommendation of his salty seagull friend, but he decided the fresh start he desired was right under his billβ€”where a swimmingly simplest solution presented itself in his resplendent reflection. ; )

28.May.25

In her youth, she would reply, β€œKiss off!,” whenever β€œKicks off” was requested by her mumβ€”and she would switch roles in that exchange with her own daughter decades later. But, in her senectitude, she hits the snooze in her shoes without anyone blowing their fuseβ€”because she finally caught life’s hint: neither feet nor sheet will ever stay mint and both life and dreams occasionally require a sprint. ; )