“Oh, my ripsnorter of a retriever, I see you found a prize to gnarl.”

“Buuut, if you nix those sticks, I will best your fix with bacon wrapped in a farl!” ; )

Later, when I told her that romantics had risen for her in the blink of an eye, she replied that she, similarly as well, had followed our fateful cross by falling for me in the saccade of my bod. ; )

‘Antarctic Times’’s breaking news story did hoke

Weather as ideal for an energizing soak.

But, gelid water was not met by pengy’s poke;

Instead, sauna sea turned each chirp into a croak.

So, tux rolled himself on ground, making a snow cloak—

Worn for day’s happy ending as a brrring bloke. ; )

Holy cows will protect you from neither phansigars nor malice-mars, but bovine arts may help you milk your mind for moo ways of settling beefs. ; )

Day dawned with first kiss upon your brow as do fell twixt our woo—and after our draw drew us from dewfall to doorway, entry synchronously illumed—as I fell and it opened—for you. ; )