26.May.26

Regarding curled kitten’s seemingly sanguine swevens in bed of catnip field of dreams, know that, actually, cat’s cogitations are nipping nice mice into a sanguinolent dish ofβ€”verifiably violentβ€”vice rice topped with each of sweet and sour, mostly ghostly, scream creams. ; )

25.May.26

Dear Rambos in camos,

We tire of each aimβ€”yours, lame and untameβ€”that leads to a maim

As you lowly cower in mirage of foliage shower.

Hence, our intention obreptitious, while not *too* malicious,

Turns the tide of sneak onto synthetic strong from never weak.

So, if you hear a pop from field, it may be your turn to yieldβ€”

For though we live sans hunting stock, antlers *can* shish prick kebab.

Merely sincerely,

Near deer to fear. ; )

22.May.26

For tales of pinched tails due to a cross-the-house mouse chase

That more often than not passed apathetic doorcase

Will henceforth be set in this less-of-a-mess egressβ€”

Where the hunt will circle prey into cat’s hole’s address. ; )