31.August.25

Of course, SpongeBob’s spiffily sprouted abode did not grow itself straight up out of the floor of the sea;

It began life as a smallest of spots before it turned into a crowned royal of nobility—

After which a deckhand accidentally dropped it down banana boat’s moonpool rather clumsily

During the apt-for-a-half song about days and ‘oh’s and counting of golden tropical property. ; )