Circumnavigating Clementine, cruising charges create crowning candelabra curiously covering charcoaled cul-de-sac, coordinating Christmasy cataract cancelling corner community’s cecity completely. ; )

Mid-evil kitty will not scratch until you bleed,

But they will detour you from finding where they peed,

So beware lair of feline’s fury in the fold,

Which will passively aggress if you dare to scold

And heed not fabliau’s learn re cat-astrophes:

Carry extra balms and socks in case of “Oh, geez!” ; )