While The Beach Boys were ‘Surfin’ U.S.A.’ around ‘California Girls’, Coastal Callants were ‘Boarding Vatersay’ amongst ‘Quines Of Scottish Whirls’. ; )

Pigeon-holed as a highbinder, Bert was quite the opposite; he perched himself amongst depraved aves not because he aligned with their crookedness, but because he sought to turn the ways of rotten raptors into those of benefactors. ; )