
“Now, sit for a sec, boopy Snoopy, and I’ll tell you the rules.”
“This is a city and it is teeming with too many fools.”
“Here, you may not zoom like a two-dimensioned hypercoaster—”
“Or else, you may just end up printed on a missing poster.”
“Also, automobiles are not gigantic squirrels with wheels;”
“They will squash you flatter than crowd-stampeded banana peels.”
“Finally, your bark [worth heeding] is way more fierce than your bite:”
“You want to avoid picking an urban hound for a dog fight.”
“So, good girl, let us get you leashed and collared for our explore.”
“Then, afterwards, we can both return home to freely adore.” ; )