Are you the kingly tortoise tiger about whom I have heardโthe one with a proclivity for procacity, whether it be via stealing kibble from a grumpiest mad dog or bestowing upon mum a still-croaking frog?
Well, my little fearless feline, clearly your love language revolves around gifts to get and gifts to give, so here is an embrace for your adorable face and if you heed more humilityโlotsโ*you* may massage my hard-to-reach spots. ; )
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