When branches have been trimmed not by family’s kin,

But by furious claws of a humbug-grinch cat,

Just ask with a blink, wink, and sneeze once and again:

Santa will send mini-kitty tree MD stat.

She works just for pandoro crumbs from dessert’s din

And a light pinky-finger pat under her hat.

After prunes, balms, and some re-decor are all fin,

Relax and enjoy your new Christmas friends with grat. ; )