Where Scottish nymph of pond did soak

With sea salts freshing over-cloak,

As coggie baptised face and locks

‘Fore quenching thirst same maid of lochs,

Nessie plopped to request shared sips,

Wise fairy’s fountain cured chapped lips.

Graced, beast offered reciprocate—

A ride on guide-of-tide’s upside—a maid-latched-on-monster first date. ; )