“Oooh, is that nip for kit???” whimpurred the properly pawstured in a sit.

“Why of course that is the case my fancifully feline friend of ever-cutest face!”

“Last time I had time for play with nice spice, I emitted a bit of a jollop of joy.” demewrely confessed cat a la coy.

“Well, that, Puss In Woots, is sort of the whole point when your rear both on-rounds and in-rolls a joint!” ; )