At the Church Of Saturday’s Saint Nicholas, every soul must contribute a donation, but some are expected to antler up more than others.

Relaying a Bullwinkle so big as compared to just a single tithe-pig—it leaves some wondering if that which is held most deer is worth more than that about which they swine.

“Perhaps, though, it is not about establishing each fair for you, but about any care will do.” mused the Christmas Caribou. ; )