“Why hello, Miss Sparkles.” I cooed. “Guess what?”

“Mow?”

“I picked up this tome at the used-books store and, as I opened the cover, I had to double-take because there is a cat depicted in the doublure who looks just like you!” I exclaimed.

“Mew?”

“I do not think you will like the content written, but would you like to sit on my lap and I will create-tell a story for you based upon the cover’s art?” I queried.

“Purrr, purrr.”

“Great!” I affirmed. “You go use your box and I will put on some slipper-socks and I will meet you by the tower at four so that we can have feline time with cuddles and lore. ; )