“Egad! That pock-pudding just called you pests, so he will surely get none of your pets!”

“He can eat a dish of moldy haggis whilst each of you gets a giant smack-kiss!”

“All to myself, I will cuddle you buns and, as well, we will bake carrot cake—tons!”

“Then, when you are ready for cuddly nap, nest as caboodle in my loving lap!” ; )