13.February.23

Patriarch pengies could not be sure if what they heard was either eggs hatching or beach decrepitating, so, regardless of the reason, they decided wearing the wintry waves on their waddlers was the day’s only way.

12.February.23

I wonder how my height-fearing date will respond to my sense of humourβ€”having rickrolled him the directions to a park where our picnic is set atop a spiraled spire [of inspiration for the intrepid, of course].