Please sit upright, Kit and cat—friends so tight, for a snap that sill inspire me to indite.

Cat in stare and Kit in fear, where are smiles twixt friends so loved and dear?

Oh, olid ball of fur, hast though been rolling in aromatics that offend your companion her?

She says your jackassification merits such scowl and that your fave box shall be swapped for ired towel.

Catatonic for two, timeless is the sweetness-wrapped bitterness between purr and mew. ; )