Archaeobotanist breaks from breaking rocks in a centuries-old sherrifwick, where a specious theory suggests persons would pay fines with petals. Pages describe an apparatus used to press florals into tender, but such an item has not yet been found. Site has revealed cast fossils of feathered foliage, so after restful read, scientist shall return to searching for more support and hope that either self or colleagues stumble across evidence of a device with flexibility, flat surfaces, and an ability to both apply and withstand flowery force. ; )