Pony up for an awning over the feed trough, Farmer Fred, for wet whey is a neigh-nay.

Burro your head in the sand when the reprobate asks for volunteers to join the posse of destruction.

Mule really get a kick out of the situations in which the farrier leaves their japchae unattended.

Equid opportunities for all includes time to wash and foal a variety of coats. ; )