Cat-Queen declares that alienage of each of mice and men and women are points moot.
And, any dog legs that dogleg into the feline royal realm shall promptly be given the boot.
Both Gallicisms and stinky cheeses are forbidden; only Gruyère with miaous in the milieus.
Also, ever-alighting on paws is a shibboleth—for sometimes belly bounces before mitten-shoes. ; )