Pat the horsey who is feeling blue. Toxicogenomics ensures fertiliser does not taint oats meant for chew.

Inveigle the equine with a muzzle-massage. Then, feed them meds in a multi-grain hodgepodge.

Rub mare’s head a sweet ‘buh-bye’. Barnsets are ever-loved, but Manhattanhenge has earned at least a try.

Trace trotter’s temple a tactful ‘toodles’. Some will estivate in open leas while others survive people caboodles. ; )