Oh, Bun! Why did you give away all your cabbages to those wily savages? Such folly-largesse will not protect you from a fox’s wrath. With them, protecting your assets is always the better path.

Supposedly they do not enjoy experiencing states of wet disgrace, so, going forward, let us store your stash in the trees surrounding a lacustrine space. That way, if they try to chouse you into parting with your surplus food, our bear-friends can use them as a loofah during their daily baths a la nude.

Listen, hun, even if I provided for you an allocation regarding the need to be less cute and more acute, I feel my words would fall on floppy ears. And, you are some bunny worthy of oh-so-much love, but you need to learn when to bump instead of jump and when to ditch instead of twitch. Let both yourself and your ears up-stand! In the mean time, come here for your cuddle-huddle. Later is for tossing problems in the puddle. ; )