Oh, kitty! Of course you are my dilection for company in shower’s singing studio.
This week, you are impresario for Phil Colins’ hits, including ‘Sussudio’.
Is it punishment for shredding the gratis lyric sheets from my bestie bibliopole?
No way! But, keep on your shower cap and stay close to the sink’s bar-soap bowl.
As well, when your paws are conducting, be sure not to knock over my morning mask.
Else, you will be a kitten cloaked in caked-on goo—sans water, a cleaning cannot-task.
So, cat-cat, may I suggest that you consider the surfaces on which your claws do file.
If you continue to disregard, I will turn your heart with more b-room songs that beguile. ; )