It is the vernal equinox today, so it is time to spring into spring fun.

Watch me shuffle these ruby cards at you. Can you find, in the mix, the Uno one?

Beard-stroking deliberations have no better odds of struck luck than a quick pick.

The winner nets a tour of a red-panda toparchy; it is quite the spiffed kick.

What happens if you pick a non-one won? Well, that is quite the pertinent query.

You get that many cherries on your Sunday sundae—a second place of merry. ; )