To whom shall Rose give her rose?
Well, for rosy Rose, the negaholic can keep their nos at the behest of her upturned nose.
Then, our enviro-gal shall relay toodles to the suitors who prefer green for their fiscal terms rather than for their thumbs.
Of course, any guy whose noggin is filled with nescience rather than conscience should not expect Rose to place her petals in their palms.
And, while one might suppose that the neuronaut could earn Rose’s rose, she will only consider such an option if they do not practice what they teach.
So, to whom shall Rose’s rose go?
For now, herself—for she is the most interesting and lovely person worthy of a blooming relationship with whom she can know and grow. ; )