I am sorry if I was a bit too ruff with you. For how long must I sit in the corner?
No, I did not bite your toe as ultion for tricking me into a trip to the vet. I thought it was a sausage.
If you let me come over there, I promise I will only give you categorical kisses.
Did you know that when you are in a pet, petting your fluffy pet can actually provide an alembic to your mulligrubs?
Oh, hot-diggety-dog! A massage for me and a bath for you—woof-a-wooh! ; )