Watch tv or watch me? That Acheronian drama will nightmare sleep, but my charm will give you happy-hoppy sheep to leap.

Watch tv or watch me? Gene Kelly may be found in technicolour nowadays, but we can walk, hand in hand, through petrichor’s dewy haze.

Watch tv or watch me? Pick a favourite show to binge for a while or pick me as your bonbonnière, full of sweets to make you smile.

Watch tv or watch me? Access to the remote is the prerogative of the one who pays the bill, but attending to me earns reciprocation of mutual love and thrill. ; )