Turn the page; the zeroth one is just the title and the adventure follows in every afterward word.

Turn the page if the vicissitude is stressing—or pleasing. Just remember to look forward to the next up and to savour it when it is reached.

Turn the page or the characters of your favourite franchise will not only remain asnooze, but also decline any invites to your swevens.

Turn the page, especially when you feel fainéant, because your life is a story, whose only unwelcome sentences are static—like those in prison. ; )