Meow, there seems to be a paucity of mice treats below as scurrying under and around this room’s seatery-eatery is a no-show.

And, that pinky has been trying to entice me with gluten-free kibble, a louche offering I refuse to nibble.

It seems scratching sense into her ankle will be a meow-cessity since infodemics have her siding with hacks, confusing her into purchasing working traps and hairball-inducing snacks.

Kitty is feeling a bit malnourished and, hence, lethargic, so all vestiges of paw power will be drawn for cat’s fight. *ding* *ding* Let the slobberknocker begin! Feliner versus Underminer for the return of edibles to nosher-gawker’s bite. ; )