No, I am not a piggy of the pecuniary kind; please consider neither hammer nor ham regarding my purpose to find.
Though, if you might come bearing a dish of scran in a shiny pan, mush to push is about the reason for my snout.
As well, another favour to make my day would be importing junk by junk and, then, styling my sty a la feng shui.
Yes, some piggies go to market overseas and some stay home after wees, but those who ever stay in the pink eschew snorty zingers for oinks that please. ; )