You were expecting a Christophany to bear a man with a beard?

No, no, no, you nut! That is such a corny supposition based upon a quondam manifestation.

Indeed, my cronyism lends itself to followers amassing pine cones, not fish bones.

I may, though, cross you with a marotte of twig and leafs—for open-minded, lovely ways that un-umption asses make the best beliefs! ; )