Ace Of Spades: Sugar glider’s patagium carries her twixt tool handles faster than a slow-hoe-poke.

Ace Of Diamonds: Fraternity’s past master retires with a shimmering stud of a ring rather than a glimmering dud of a watch.

Ace Of Clubs: Aroint, annoyance, ASAP, lest you be the first to bear the brunt of my blunt bat-de-splat!

Ace Of Hearts: Squishes are requited with kisses before the missus even has a moment to miss us meeting that which never misses. ; )