Is it story time meow? Or, are we going to just confabulate about boys and toys?
Say, I do not like it when you do your hair up like the cover girls; when it is cataractine, I can paw it to purr-fection.
Oh, can you order more of those glitter bows—the ones on the back cover? They are ductile enough for me to wrap the rodent rewards I like leaving on your pillow.
Hmmm, well, sounds like the guy is a bit too dreich and dull for a girl as feline as you. Why do not you pet me meow and we can talk about how Toms might just be the best for both of us. ; )