I may be a dog and, as well, your best friend, but do not let it be a surprise that I have lifemanship over you at paw-a-cake even though my pats are smaller than yours.
Did you know I honed my tapping skills by way of phrenotypics while you would lie in that tub of lambent bubbles?
Why did I bite the louche neighbour who thought he could play at my level? A more apt query: How could he believe it would not be noticed that he brought no bacon treats and smelt of catnip?
Now that I have won today’s round, will you please walk us across the bridge to my favourite spot so that we can watch the bolides that your species call fireworks? I love the sparklies, but for the big bangs, your snuggles are all that I have got. ; )