Doh! The trend of bucks fraternizing with each other is fine, but when they turn sprunting towards my doe—that crosses the line!

Well, I never butt heads ad hominem, even if ommeity provides a paucity of peaceful possibilities, so regarding stags and their brags: I shall proceed as Rudolph Lundgren and per-Swede my lady to remain in the reign of her dearest and sin-Sir-est deer. ; )