I apologize for not having enough arbitrium to present you with actions adorable; these Eucalyptus leaves are lacking in nutrition, so I just…zzzzzz.

No, no, no. Even Jewish koalas are not exempt from diets of Eucalyptus at this time of year, so those celebrating a seder will not have more energ…zzzzzz.

Between those theoretical states of awareness and this current state of snooze, I am, it could be argued, a bit of a blinkard, but I have tried the twelve-step remedy and only made it to step…zzzzzz.

The sanctuary says I am supposed to spend at least a handful of hours each day grunting and noshing and humping. And, they will not accept naps as a force majeure because my Wikipedia page says such behaviours are…zzzzzz. ; P